Condoms in 4 Easy Steps

[Joe Trotter]

Hey MTSS peoples,

I'm working on a simple list to help people learn how to put on a condoms safely and correctly. Any ideas or thoughts would be helpful.

Here's my list so far:

1) Open Carefully (Here we talk about checking the exp. date, not opening the package with your teeth or powertools, etc)


2) Right Side Up (Make sure you put the correct side on the top of the wang/johnson/penis. If you put it on wrong, get a new condom. 'Cause precum carries cooties too.)


3) Pinch the Tip and Unroll (Air bubbles cause condom breakage. Condom breakage causes babies.)


4) Hard On / Hard Off (Guys, we know she wants to cuddle, but get the condom out and off first. Girls, when he does that, avoid the boy-juice. Once the condom is off and thrown away you can cuddle, if he's still awake.)

[i, coomber]

Have to admit that this isn't excatly my area of expertise (before you say anything, thats because generally being couply isnt my area of expertise. Its not that i choose to not rubber up, i just never had the oppurtunity) but what you're saying does seem to make sense to me . . .

. . . me being someone who doesn't know what you're talking about. But at least I have a better idea when the time comes. No pun intended.